GUEST POST: William T. Compton talks about his loss to Eric Northman at the 2010 Scream Awards

(Please note that this is satirical.  I may continue "guest posting" as Bill occasionally because he is so easy to make fun of.  Make sure to read this with a bad southern accent in mind.)

Greetings and Salutations. *grunt* Muh name is William T. Compton, and ah reside in Bon Temps, LA in muh ancestral home. As you all may know, ah am vampire.  Ah was asked to do some commentary on LoriC's blog since ah am knowledgeable on many subjects.  Unlike Eric Northman.  Ah cannot stand him, with his GQ looks and sexual appeal to the ladies.  But ah digress. Ah am here to discuss my most unfortunate loss to Eric Northman at the 2010 Scream Awards.  As usual with Eric, he was able to use his swagger and influence to railroad muh chances to win.  Ah spent the extra time with muh hairdresser to get muh bangs styled.  Not to mention the extrah money ah spent on new dockers. *grunt* Ah, the insanity.

Ah know that ah won for the 'Holy Shit Scene of the Year" (ah hate how they use such vulgar language these days), but ah have to admit that ah am bitter about my defeat to Eric.  First ah lost muh Sookie to Eric's dashing good looks, and now ah also lost the award.  When ah got home from the ceremony, ah was very upset.  Ah was so filled with angah that ah almost did not recycle muh True Blood bottle.  That is how ah knew ah needed to sit down and write in muh journal.  You see, when ah write in muh journal it helps me control muh angah.   There is always next year to procure the award with muh dashing good looks and southern charm.

For now ah will sign off.  Ah appreciate the invitation to guest blog on Miss LoriC's blog.  Even though she seems to favor Eric.  *grunt* Have ah mentioned that ah do not like Eric???